Issue #065: Say Goodbye to Hollywood
“This is gonna be fun.” The Basher cracked his knuckles. “Did you kids miss me?”
“You know you sound like a child molester, right?” Firestorm asked.
“Oh, I’m gonna enjoy pounding you.” Basher said, earning an incredulous stare from Firestorm.
“Does he… I mean…” Firestorm cracked up.
“Serious faces guys.” Belle said. “They’ve got upgrades.”
”Plan?” Belle used her telepathy to open a mental conversation between the whole team.
”I’ve got Redemption. Pixel, keep Daytripper occupied. Belle, Helix as per usual. Fissure and Ice Princess, The Basher, use the Pollux strategy. Blackbird, you get Firefly, you know the family power, and you should be able to play her pretty easily. Firestorm and Universe, you’re our powerhouses, so Firestorm gets Raider, Universe gets Kingfisher. Sorry guys, we just need them kept busy until we can regroup.” Mr Perfect said.
”It’s fine.” Mr Universe said. ”Blackbird, when you take out Firefly, start on Daytripper, bring Pixel back into play, she’s our wildcard. Assess the scene yourself after that, go for battles you can win, not who needs the most help.”
“I think we’ve given them long enough to formulate their plan, don’t you?” Helix sneered. “What, you didn’t think we hadn’t clued on to what you were doing?”
“Kingfisher, attack.” Daytripper ordered, before the Brats could formulate a response.
“Not happening.” Mr Universe shouted, as he seized a pair of cars, slamming them into the villain before he was able to attack. Kingfisher was unfazed by the attack.
“You’ll just be the first one to die.” Kingfisher said, as he flew towards Mr Universe, glowing with green energy.
“Wrong again.” Mr Universe said, as he took off into the air, trying to lead Kingfisher somewhere he couldn’t harm the other Brats.
Kingfisher had other ideas, lunging forward for Fissure, but Mr Universe countered by lifting the rebar from the concrete below Kingfisher, launching him skyward.
“You’re really asking for it?” The villain snarled.
Mr Universe smirked. “Yep.”
The other Brats wasted no time matching up against their opponents. Mr Perfect tackled Redemption with as much force as he could muster, driving the cyborg backwards into the wall of a nearby building. He hoped the occupants had evacuated, there was no time to worry about bystanders. The Assembly had to be stopped.
The Basher was surrounded by ice, as Fissure began pelting him with bowling ball-sized chunks of concrete, which shattered on his skin, barely hurting the behemoth. The Basher charged forward, but slipped on the ice, crashing down and sliding along, towards Fissure, who had, in the meantime, summoned his armour to cover his body.
While Helix and Belle were unmoving, minds locked in a battle no-one else could see, Blackbird was dodging Firefly’s attacks with relative ease, just biding his time for the obvious strike. It didn’t take long, a roundhouse kick to the solar plexus knocked her backwards, and Blackbird dropped a knee on her head to knock her out.
He began watching Pixel and Daytripper, as the villain tried to appear anywhere to aid his allies, with Pixel hot on his heels. But he was forming a pattern. It didn’t take Blackbird to figure out the three positions Daytripper was most likely to appear in. Blackbird wasn’t quite as ambidextrous as he thought he was, but he was more than capable of throwing two shuriken with his right hand, and a third with his left. The trick was to aim above Pixel’s head level, so he wouldn’t accidentally hit his teammate, and to also aim for a non-lethal blow, just enough to shock the teleporter.
He waited for Daytripper to appear, and let loose his attack. Moments later, Daytripper appeared, and one of the shurikens sliced across his cheek. The teleporter raised his hand to his face and looked at the blood on his fingers. He didn’t have time to react to the taser strike, which left him unconscious.
Pixel was already on top of Helix, a sleeper hold applied, in order to distract the psychic, giving Belle the upper hand. He finally broke his battle with Belle, trusting his defensive walls to hold for the moment, and lifted Pixel over his head with his telekinesis.
Blackbird ended Helix’s part in the battle with a well-placed boot to the face.
Firestorm wasn’t sure exactly what he was supposed to be doing with Raider. He didn’t have any forcefields, but she did. Her attacks were far too powerful for him to withstand. She most likely had him physically beaten too, she was a hypersoldier afterall. So far sheer dumb luck had allowed him to survive the fight.
“Who the hell are you supposed to be anyway?” Firestorm asked, as he tossed a fireball at her, which dissipated on her shield. “I mean, I get that you’re one of those clone babies or whatever, but who is your original?”
Raider ignored his question. Instead, she blasted at him with her radioactive beams, which he narrowly ducked. Pixel had to be affecting this battle; there was no way he was that lucky.
“I’m sure I’d remember a face like that.” Firestorm said. “I mean really, no-one is that ugly. Not on the current scene.”
Raider began unleashing a barrage of blasts, Firestorm ducked behind a car, luckily Raider didn’t see where he had gone.
“Did I hit a sore spot?” Firestorm taunted, as he darted along the row of cars which had parked on the side of the road. Moments later, the car he had been hiding behind exploded.
“I hurt your feelings? Are you sure you’re the badass supervillain you want us to think you are?” Firestorm shouted again, this time darting back a car. The car in front of him exploded. He was behind a car with no cover on either side. He was trapped. But Raider didn’t know that. He created a tiny, white-hot flame and melted a chunk out of the car in front of him. He let the piece of metal cool and tossed it across the now-empty parking space and listened as it clattered on the ground behind the next car.
He dove moments after, as Raider disintegrated the car she thought he was hiding behind, a look of rage and pain contorting her face. He tossed fireball after fireball at her, her forcefield was down to allow her to use her blasts, and even the hypersoldier couldn’t react fast enough to switch back. Firestorm’s quick-fire shots weren’t enough to hurt her badly, but the damage was done. She collapsed on the ground, in tears. A complete failure.
Firestorm approached her quietly, the half-melted remains of the disintegrated car’s tire-iron in his hand. A quick blow to the temple would probably have killed most people, but she was far tougher than them. Still, she was rendered unconscious on the ground.
He looked at the battlefield around him. Belle had used her powers to take down The Basher, effectively putting him to sleep psychically, Firefly and Daytripper were both already unconscious. That left their aerial foes.
Firestorm looked up just as Mr Universe shouted “Look out!”
Kingfisher had shattered half the windows of one of the nearby skyscrapers, and had used his powers to throw a large number of the shards of glass in a deadly cloud at Firestorm. There was no way he could escape the radius of the attack. Firestorm stood there frozen, as he waited for his death.