Issue #046: Cry Baby
“You will do as I say!”
The patrons of the bank screamed, as the frosty wind blasted throughout the room, leaving them hypothermic. The tellers rushed to fill bags with money, as their fingers became frostbitten.
“You’re not moving fast enough! Hurry up before I flash-freeze you all!”
Their assailant was a small, chubby man, his face pockmarked and unattractive under his white mask. His costume was pure white, save the silver wolf’s head on his chest and on cape, which was billowing in the gale he was forming inside the bank. Behind him stood two men in full winter-gear, ski-masks down, both holding machetes.
“If I don’t get my money, my friends are gonna start hacking off limbs!” The leader shouted. “I’m the Arctic Wolf!”
“That’s just unlucky.”
The Arctic Wolf turned to see who dared interrupt his robbery. “Who do you think you are?”
“You know, I was looking for someone to vent on. This couldn’t have been more perfect.”
Arctic Wolf laughed, as he summoned a frigid gust of wind, directing it straight at his new foe.
“You really don’t know who I am?” Firestorm burst into flames, instantly combating the cold wind. “Then I guess you’re going to find out first hand just why you don’t f*** with Firestorm!”
“GET HIM!” Arctic Wolf ordered, and his henchmen charged forward.
Firestorm dodged their machetes, as they swung at him wildly.
“You boys are gonna have to do a lot better than that.” Firestorm said, waiting for the next swing to miss, catching his opponent in the face with a flaming fist, as he struggled to bring his weapon back to a dominant position.
“KILL HIM!” Arctic Wolf ordered, as he caused the winds to swirl harder.
“Must be getting kind of hot in there.” Firestorm said, as he moved in closer to the first henchman, laying a series of blows on his heavily-padded torso.
The henchman ignored the blows, instead almost grazing Firestorm with his blade.
“And that was too close for comfort. Sorry boys, it’s been fun, but it’s time to end this.” Firestorm said, tossing a fireball at both men, engulfing their winter outfits.
The men both dropped to the ground, rolling around in an attempt to put themselves out. The constant airflow did little to help their condition, feeding the fires the oxygen they needed to keep burning, but eventually the fires went out, both men passing out from the pain and exhaustion.
“Good thing you don’t have all that padding.” Firestorm cracked his knuckles. “And no way of hurting me. I’m gonna enjoy this.”
<><><>
“Are you kidding?”Ally demanded.
“No. Why would I want to stay in a hotel when I’ve got three penthouses in the city?” Verona asked.
“This isn’t just any hotel.” Ally said.
“What do you mean?” Verona asked.
“This is the Highland Gardens Hotel…” Ally said.
Verona stared at her blankly.
“Formerly the Landmark Motor Hotel…”
More blank staring.
“October 4, 1970?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Heroin overdose. Room 105… Nothing?”
“Not a clue.”
“Janis Joplin died here.” Ally said. “This place is part of history.”
“Oh. That’s kinda creepy.” Verona’s face screwed up.
“Ugh, I knew I should have brought Dylan. Or Matt. Matt would have got it.” Ally said.
“But we’re bonding!” Verona said.
“Yeah. Something like that.” Ally said.
“Ok, my turn!” Verona said.
“But we haven’t even been inside.” Ally protested.
“But you’d rather be in there with someone else who understands, right? I don’t really feel comfortable being here, and I know you want someone who knows who Janis Joplin is with you.”
“You don’t know who-“
“So how about we go do something we both understand. Let’s go shopping.”
“I guess we could.” Ally said, a smile appearing on her face. “But we have to hit the thrift stores first.”
“What’s a thrift store?”
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The bank was empty, except for Firestorm and Arctic Wolf. As their battle had progressed, the chill had risen, as Arctic Wolf’s powers waned, and Firestorm’s flames countered the previous effects. As soon as they could move properly, the civilians had run away.
Leaving Firestorm plenty of room to throw the smaller man around.
“You’re pathetic.” Firestorm said, as he pummelled the villain in the face. “You get a little bit of power, and think that means you can get whatever you want.”
Firestorm tossed his opponent into a wall, and Arctic Wolf slumped down, barely clinging to consciousness.
“You’re worthless.” Firestorm said, dragging him to his feet by his collar. “You’re just a fat little nerd. You’re nothing.” Firestorm drew back to punch him in the face.
“Stop.”
“P*** off.” Firestorm shouted, as he spun to face The Blackbird.
<><><>
“This is the cutest dress ever! I’ll take it!” Verona said, as she lifted a white dress from the rack. “The tag says ‘2’… I’ll have to charge it to the Visa, I suppose, I’ve only got $50 on me.”
“What are you talking about? More importantly, what do you think of this jacket?” Ally asked, as she spun around in the leather jacket she had found.
“It’s not my thing, but it looks great on you.” Verona said. “And I’m talking about this dress. I don’t have $200 on me.”
“I should hope not. It’s two dollars V.” Ally rolled her eyes.
“What? How could it be so cheap?” Verona asked.
“This is a thrift store honey, this stuff is all second-hand.” Ally said.
Verona turned white and tossed the dress on top of the rack. “Someone else has worn it?” She almost shrieked.
“Yeah. Probably a lot of times. It’s no big deal. We can leave it, and go find you something else, from a bigger store.” Ally said, before sighing.
Verona looked at the obvious disappointment on her new friend’s face. She looked back at the dress. “But I really think it’s cute. I guess I could buy it and ask mom’s dressmaker to copy it. That way I don’t have to wear someone else’s clothes.”
A small grin appeared on Ally’s face. “That’s the closest thing to a victory I’m going to get today, isn’t it?”
Verona flashed her a smile. “Yep.”
“I’ll take it.” Ally laughed. “But next week I’ll be bringing my Joplin records to the penthouse with me.”
“What’s a record?”
Ally groaned.
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“You can’t just keep pummelling him.” The Blackbird said. “He’s incapacitated. Take him out to the police.”
“Back off. I’m doing my job. You should understand that.” Firestorm said, still clutching Arctic Wolf’s collar.
“You think I don’t understand the temptation? Trust me, I’ve been there. The Blackbird brought me back from that brink. You can come back too.”
Firestorm snorted. “Are you listening to yourself? Who are you kidding? You’re just like me. You’ll never change.”
“I have changed. You can too.”
“Stop that holier-than-thou crap. You’re not better than me.”
“It’s starting to look like I am.”
“Come down here and say that.”
Blackbird rolled his eyes under his mask. “Stop acting like a ten year-old” Blackbird said, from his perch in the open window.
“Just keep digging that grave.” Firestorm said.
“I’m telling you now Ben, let him go.” Blackbird said.
“Make me.” Firestorm taunted.
Blackbird dropped to the floor, and Firestorm charged, dropping Arctic Wolf to the ground.
Blackbird leapt over the top of Firestorm, sending him sprawling through desk.
“You know what? Screw this. I’m out of here.” Firestorm said, as he dusted himself off.
With that, he was out the door and back on his motorbike.