Issue #057: Loser
“This is like taking candy from a baby.” Pollux said, as he crashed through the bank wall.
“You said it bro.” Castor said, as he followed behind.
The brothers looked up at the vault before them. “You’re gonna have to take this one.” Pollux said.
Castor’s main cannon began to hum, as it charged its blast. “This is gonna be a big one.” Castor said.
“It’ll have to be.” Pollux said.
Beneath his helmet, Castor smiled. His cannon had reached maximum charge. He braced himself, and unleashed the blast. The air all around him sizzled, as the hot plasma arced out of the cannon and hit the vault door, which vaporised before them. As the smoke cleared, the brothers were surprised to find that the blast had barely left a scratch on the vault door.
“What the hell?” Castor was stunned. Nothing had ever stood up to his blast.
Pollux grabbed the nearest security guard. “WHAT IS IT!?” He demanded, screaming in the man’s face.
The man looked like he had just relieved himself. “… It… It’s… Some new security system. Nothing can break through it. Five Star Technologies installed it a month ago.”
Pollux tossed the man aside, his body hit the ground with a loud thud. “What now?” Pollux asked, not giving the motionless body of the man any more thought.
“We try again.” Castor already had another blast charged, which he unleashed directly at the same point as the first.
The vault door had a crack in it now. “That’s more like it!” Pollux said. “Now we just need to pull it open.”
Castor nodded, and the brothers each grabbed hold of one side of the crack, and began straining, as the vault door shifted, the crack widening a few inches at a time, until finally it was wide enough for the brothers to walk through.
“Piece of cake.” Pollux said.
“Not so fast.”
The twins turned to see Mr Perfect standing in front of them, the rest of the Brat Pack close behind.
“The Brat Pack? You’ve got to be kidding.” Castor said.
“Yeah, what happened? Did daycare let out early?” Pollux asked.
“Come on. We’re clearly all adults.” Pixel said.
“Says the youngest…” Firestorm muttered, earning a punch in the arm from Pixel.
“Guys. Professional.” Mr Perfect hissed.
“Oh this is too precious.” Castor said. “You think you can play with the big boys?”
“I think we need to teach them a lesson.” Pollux said.
“Brats! Let’s do this!” Mr Perfect said.
The teen heroes charged forward, all guns blazing. The villains laughed, as Pollux’s natural invulnerability soaked up the brunt of the attacks, while Castor’s power-armour’s forcefield deflected the rest.
“You’re gonna have to do better than that kids.” Pollux said, as he cracked his knuckles. “But it’s too late.” The larger of the brothers rushed to meet his opponents, arm swinging. His blow caught Fissure’s armoured form, cracking through the rock and concrete and driving the hero straight into Mr Perfect. The two continued in their path, Pixel narrowly teleporting out of the way, before they came to a rest, hitting Firestorm and landing in a tangle on the ground.
“Worst idea ever.” Ice Princess remarked, as Pixel appeared next to her.
“Plan B.” Blackbird said, tossing a small electronic device at Castor. The device ignored the armour’s forcefield, and latched directly onto the carapace.
“What th-“ Castor’s voice amplifier was cut off.
“Bro?” Pollux asked.
Castor’s voice was faint, but could be heard from within the armour. “My armour’s been shut down!”
“Oh hell yeah!” Firestorm shouted.
“What did you do!?” Pollux was enraged, turning to face the heroes, who were back on their feet, if a little shakier than before.
“My mentor had a backup contingency in case of anything. That includes the possibility of The Junker going rogue.” The Blackbird said.
“IP, start icing the floor. Fissure, Firestorm, start hitting Castor with everything you’ve got. It shouldn’t take long to break that tin can open now.” Mr Perfect said.
A light fog began to form around Ice Princess, before condensing onto the ground and then freezing, the ice patch increased in radius at an alarming rate.
Meanwhile, Fissure began seizing chunks of rock from the piles of debris that surrounded them, and tossing them at Castor’s motionless figure. Firestorm followed in suit, his fireballs sailed through the air towards the trapped supervillain. Pollux was too quick, he was in front of his brother, absorbing the attack before it could hit the helpless Castor.
“You’re all going to pay.” Pollux shouted, as he lifted his brother over his shoulder and began to run, ducking and dodging out of the way of the oncoming attacks, more to protect his brother than himself. It didn’t take him long to hit a patch of ice and slip over though, his brother went sailing through the air, as Pollux rolled across the ground.
Mr Perfect seized his opportunity to grab Castor, carrying him into the air, and away from his brother’s protection. “We’ve got this one in the bag Brats, keep Pollux off his balance.” He ordered from the sky.
Pollux was enraged, as he fought to regain his footing, unable to get a solid stance on the icy floor. This was not helped by the constant bombardment from Fissure and Firestorm, only serving to anger the giant further.
“I’m going to kill you!” He raged, as he finally reached his feet again.
“Bring it on.” Pixel said, taunting Pollux from twenty feet away. The villain charged, slipped and hit the ice, sliding straight through the space Pixel had been standing in moments before, until she had teleported to the other side of the room.
“Good job guys. Keep it up, he can’t fight forever.” Mr Perfect said.
“He won’t need to.” Castor said.
“What?” Mr Perfect asked, as Castor’s weapon began to hum
“Your little jammer was broken when I hit the ground. My suit has been rebooting.” Castor said, as he fired a blast at Pixel, who barely had time to teleport out of the way. Castor followed that up with a punch to Mr Perfect, sending the near-invulnerable hero spiralling out of control, the pair crashing into the vault door before Mr Perfect let go of his enemy.
Castor landed beside his brother and helped him to his feet. He then blasted the ground, melting the ice around them.
“We’re going to end you.” Castor said, as his blaster began to hum again.
Mr Perfect struggled to his feet. “We have to finish this.”
“No we don’t.” Blackbird said.
“You’re going to retreat? Good luck.” Castor said.
“No. We just need to hold you for a minute or so.” Blackbird said.
“What?” Mr Perfect was as stunned as the twins.
“The Sonic Boom took off from Las Vegas about ten minutes ago. The West Coast Boomers defeated Apophis. Hell, GL is probably around the corner.” Blackbird said.
“Oh hell yes. The cavalry is on its way!” Firestorm shouted, as he threw a volley of fireballs at Castor, who ignored them.
“Screw that.” Pollux said.
“Amen.” Castor said, as he took off into the air, Pollux running as fast as he could to escape.
The Brats looked at the wreckage around them. It was going to be a long day.